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May 28th, 2011

Someone asked if we check our email or social media sites first thing in the morning.  I have written about this before in other venues, but I thought, even from a business perspective, it would be wise to restate what I responded with here:

Social media is what I use to find contacts with whom I have things in common for social and commercial reasons.  Accordingly, I implore anyone with whom I’ve established direct contact to exclusively expect a timely reply via email.  I regret to say that I’ve resorted to a somewhat boilerplate response to people who continue to contact me on messaging systems.  I reply to them with a copy of what they sent me and demonstrate that they are a bona fide contact in my address book.  I have had the same domain, email address and phone number for 14 years and I intend to keep them for life, so that I’m easy to reach.  Of course email is universal and will survive any fad third-party sites, but the drawback is one does need to have a powerful filter.  I also use social media as a way to update my contacts, as many change their information without advising everyone.  It’s a reference for me, but not where I would go to reliably reach out to someone.  If a person these days doesn’t check his or her  email, I wonder how his or her bills get paid online.  To me email is more important than postal mail.  Sites like Facebook will always be like AOL and never allow forwarding to a real domain POP account, which I understand Gmail and Yahoo now do (not so sure about hotmail/Microsoft).

May 19th, 2011

:-)     Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement, since we can’t hear voice inflection online.
;-)     Winky smilie. User just made flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a “don’t hit me for what I just said” smilie.
:-(     Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement, or is upset or depressed about something.
:-I     Indifferent smilie. Better than a frowning smilie, but not quite as good as a happy smilie.
:->     User just made a really biting sarcastic remark.  Worse than a :-)
>:->    User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->    Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones.Here are some less common smilies:

(-:     User is left-handed.
%-)     User has been staring at a green screen        for 15 hours straight.
:*)     User is drunk.
[:]     User is a robot.
8-)     User is wearing sunglasses.
B:-)    Sunglasses on top of head.
::-)    User wears normal glasses.
B-)     User wears horn-rimmed glasses.
8:-)    User is a little girl.
:-)-8   User is a big girl.
:-{)    User has a mustache.
:-{}    User wears lipstick.
{:-)    User wears a toupee.
}:-)    Toupee in an updraft.
:-[     User is a vampire.
:-E     Bucktoothed vampire.
:-F     Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.
:-7     User just made a wry statement.
:-*     User puckered up, either from something sour        or for a kiss.
:-)'    User drools.
:-')    User has a cold.
:'-(    User is crying.
:'-)    User is so happy, s/he is crying.
:-#     User wears braces.
:^)     User has a broken nose.
:v)     User has nose broken the other way.
:<)     User is from an Ivy League school.
:-&     User is tongue-tied.
=:-)    User is a hosehead.
--:-)   User is a punk rocker.
--:-(   (REAL punk rockers don't smile.)
:=)     User has two noses.
+-:-)   User is the Pope, or holds another religious office.
':-)    User shaved one eyebrow off this morning.
,:-)    Same thing...other side.
|-I     User is asleep.
|-O     User is yawning/snoring.
:-Q     User is a smoker.
:-?     User smokes a pipe.
O-)     Megaton man on patrol! (Or else, user is a scuba diver.)
O :-)   User is an angel (at heart, at least).
:-P     Nyahhhh!
:-S     User just made an incoherent statement.
:-D     User is laughing (at you!)
:-X     User's lips are sealed.
:-C     User is really bummed.
:-/     User is skeptical.
C=:-)   User is a chef.
#=      User is pro-nuclear war.
:-o     Uh-oh!
(8-o    It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)    And Bozo the Clown!
3:]     Pet smilie.
3:[     Mean pet smilie.
E-:-)   User is a ham radio operator.
:-9     User is licking his/her lips.
:-6     User is braindead.
[:-)    User is wearing a walkman.
(:-I    User is an egghead.
<:-I    User is a dunce.
#:-)    User is wearing a turban.
:-0     No yelling!
:-:     Mutant smilie.
.-)     User only has one eye.
,-)     Ditto, but s/he's winking.
X-(     User just died.
8 :-)   User is a wizard.
C=}>;*{)) MEGA-SMILIE: A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.
NOTE: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.
:)      Munchkin smilie.
:]      Gleep…A friendly Munchkin who will gladly be your friend.